I Hate Funny

Champions of the F*in UNIVERSE

My soccer team is playing for 5th place in our league of 8 teams. That would be three places higher than we placed last season and two higher than our best since joining this league! AWESOME. When I lead ANY team in goals, that team must inherently suck.

I also don't have a comic ready for today as expected. I'll see what I can come up with for next week.

Oh, and I got 4th at the Judo tournament AFTER spraining my right elbow AND getting only 2 hours of sleep the night before! I kick THAT much ass. I guarentee a final three finish at my next tournament. Take it to the bank... just like Wednesday updates. Fuck yeah.

Back for the Attack

Sorry for all the missed updates. Hopefully this'll make up for it. I posted the next TwoTopia. I have a bunch more made, but not inked or scanned, and unfortunatally, they are out of order (I changed my mind on how to run the story). I'll likely miss this Wednesday's update, but should make next week's.

As an apology, I've uploaded two new IHF comics! That's right, I Hate Funny is actually a comic again. This update = sports. I'll probably move S&W to their own section later on, but only if I can find an artist willing to take it on again.

I'm off to my friend's birthday party today. Then I'll have to be sober enough to hire a cab or take a bus downtown to meet my carpool. I'm heading off to a Judo tournament in the morning. Oh yeah, I guess maybe I haven't mentioned it, but Ruo and I both take Judo. He doesn't ever go to the tournaments though cause he's too much of a pussy to get his ass kicked in public. I do not have that fear however.

Also, sorry for the spelling mistakes, I'm writing this not in firefox = no built-in spell checker (and I'll be damned if I take another step).

I guess I didn't

So I didn't scan those new TwoTopias yet. I bought my first house last week which means I've been super busy with paperwork, and moving all my useless crap (including my scanner which is still in a moving box). That makes me two weeks behind, so I'll post next Wednesday with three strips! THREE! Like I'm a god or something.

I've also been making weekly single-panels on my office-neighbor's whiteboard which I think I'll be making recreations of into another weekly strip. Maybe I'll just take a picture instead. Maybe under the IHF name again. Maybe who knows.

I guess maybe you should

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I guess I should make some more

So this is the last Two Topia I have inked and scanned. There are some more drawn, but I'm not sure if they're even in the right order yet... I suppose I need to get working on that. Funny how when I started I thought five comics would be a near inexhaustible reserve for a weekly comic. Back to the grind!

This weeks comic may or may not have actually happened

Happy Halloween I guess. I'm not dressing up today though I did earlier in the week. Halloween is pretty hit-or-miss for me. No themed comic today like everyone else on the planet either. Deal with it fuckers.

Uh, I guess that's it. Wish me luck convicing my wife that I need a new computer (cause TF2 really chugs on the one I got).

Holy Donkey Shit Balls

Here I am on a Wednesday at work thinking, "there has to be something for me to do... Slashdot? Nope, nothing new. APOD? Nope, same picture as this morning. Holy donkey shit balls, it's Wednesday! I can update my fucking comic!"

And so I did. And now I'm bored again.

Two TwoTopias

Well. Because now there are two of them. Obviously. Also, here's some sweet art sent to me by the one and only Reva Sharp.

We're finally popular!

Woo! Our fine comic just made the big time... another web comic used our joke! Huzzah! Those fine scamps over at Bigger than Cheeses made a comic similar to one of our older ones. I'm sure they must have totally stolen the idea from me as nobody else could ever have made the connection between Jenga and 9/11 on their own. Also their's is funnier.